Tuesday, June 17, 2008

R. Kelly: NOT GUILTY

In a bit of happier news, R. Kelly was recently acquitted of all his child pornography charges. R. Kelly is one of my favourite musicians and I'm happy for him that this case, which has been ongoing for the last six years, has ended, so he can go back to making catchy, sexually suggestive records like Chocolate Factory or his epic masterpiece Trapped in the Closet, without seeming like he is incriminating himself somehow. But seriously, does this look like a man who would do indecent things on camera to a 13 year-old girl?



Um, you know what, on second thought, don't answer that.

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