fuck it! we'll do it live!!!

The American political commentary landscape is littered with a vast plethora of huge fucking assholes. Between guys like Tucker Carlson, Lou Dobbs, and Rush Limbaugh, it seems like the main thing big media corporations look for when hiring someone for insane amounts of money to talk about their completely retarded worldview on television or radio is that they be a massive douchebag. But of all the giant douches working in political punditry today, there is perhaps no bigger a douche than Bill O'Reilly.

A few weeks ago, footage surfaced of a younger O'Reilly, then the host of Inside Edition, freaking out and having an insane hissy fit while the cameras were still rolling. Apparently he was dismayed that his producers felt that, as a man who is paid to talk on television, he should be able to improvise a short outro blurb at the end of the show instead of reading the exact words off of a teleprompter. Check out the hilarity for yourself:



Obviously, this has become a massive internet sensation, and earlier today I stumbled upon this site which features a bunch of music that various people have made by remixing sound bites from O'Reilly's temper tantrum. I particularly enjoyed the Scatman remix.

So again, just to reiterate, Bill O'Reilly is a douche. That is all.

Danny Wood is ugly

So there is a big hubbub right now about the New Kids on the Block reunion. In honour of this momentous occasion I have decided to post this totally random picture of Danny Wood who, in spite of the fact that he was a performer in one of the most successful teen idol, heartthrob boy bands ever...is a pretty hideous looking dude.



ugh.

Also, I had no idea prior to today, but were you aware that Danny, one of the ugliest, weirdest looking guys ever (I really can't stress this enough,) used to have sex with one of the hottest women on the planet, Halle Berry? It sounds insane, well, actually it is completely insane but here is some photo evidence to back me up.



Man, the early 90's were a weird time. I just can't wait until early 90's retro fashion makes a comeback. And by "can't wait," I actually mean, "the thought of that makes me want to stab out my eyeballs with a pencil."

yes we can.

I really hope Barack Obama becomes the next president of the United States. For one, he seems to want to rise above all the bullshit insanity that surrounds American politics and actually govern the country based on what its citizens want, and is not just trying to appease a small percentage of really rich people, or a bunch of corporate lobbyists that have paid for his presidency. But all that is beside the point, the main reason I want Barack to win the election is because I want the leader of the free world to be a dude who fist bumps his wife when he finds out some good news.



Another positive is that Michelle Obama will be the hottest first lady of my lifetime, although McCain's wife is pretty hot too so there is pretty much a win-win situation there. Although its not really win-win at all because McCain is a crazy old bastard.

9021 - ouch

Beverly Hills 90210 is another one of the greatest shows ever made. I am not sure how I feel about this 90210 remake thats coming this fall, since theres no way it will ever match the utter genius of the original. Anyways we all remember David Silver, the geeky wannabe musician who spent the bulk of the series trying to sleep with Tori Spelling (yikes.) Now watch this next video and then try and imagine the fact that today, Brian Austin Green can have sex with Meghan Fox (from Transformers) whenever he wants. Be careful though, because thinking about it for too long will cause your brain to swell against the inside of your skull.

driving on salvia

Those wacky salvia-loving college kids are back at it again. I really highly doubt I will ever try this stuff, but I will continue to enjoy it vicariously through these guys. The host, Eric, is able to remain a lot more coherent this time, although he still does not even come close to accomplishing the tasks that he initially set out to do. Nevertheless, this guy and his crippling drug habit continue to be a bright spot in my life.

you will die if you eat this

By the power of Greyskull!



I found this pic via www.texasburgerguy.com, its called a Luther Burger. It is a bacon cheeseburger, served on a bun of...wait for it...grilled Krispy Kreme donuts. I feel like this is one of those things that I would see on the menu of a random restaurant while driving through the southern United States and would be forced to order it just because it is so disgusting. And then after it was over I would feel such powerful shame that I would renounce eating gross fatty foods forever, only to squander that promise the next day by eating something covered in cream gravy. If i lived in the South I would look like this:

Fresh Prince en italiano

Fresh Prince of Bel Air is clearly one of the greatest television shows ever made. But what if it were translated into italian? Is there a chance that it could somehow become even better? The answer is no, there is no possible way to improve Fresh Prince. but check out the opening credits and theme song for the italian version and tell me you don't want to watch the rest of this bad boy:



I will never be able to take Will Smith seriously. I did enjoy his ultra bizarre hitting on mannequins behavior in I Am Legend, even though that movie sucked. But for instance in Bad Boys he plays this streetwise, tough-talking Miami police detective, but it just seems so phony, like it is physically painful for him to say the word "motherfucker."



Even Martin Lawrence is thinking "Will, you're not fooling anyone dude."