A lot of embarrassing things have happened to me over the course of my life. Probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me was this one time, I was in junior kindergarten and I peed myself during recess. When I went inside the school, one of the teachers got some well-meaning older kids to help me get cleaned up and give me some fresh clothes. But the problem was, the older kids mistook me for a girl and then gave me a dress which I had to wear for the rest of the day (come to think of it, maybe these older kids weren't well-meaning at all and were actually sadistic assholes.) Anyways the point of that story is, that was pretty embarrassing, but I don't consider it that big of a deal. I mean come on, I was like 5 years old, give me a fucking break. Things could have been a whole lot worse. For instance, I could have been this guy:
I think until a picture has been widely circulated around the internet of you attempting to retain some semblance of dignity as you run a marathon while covered in feces, you do not know true embarrassment.